February 2012
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paint your own nebula →
THIS GIRL ON SAY YES TO THE DRESS WANTS A DRESS THAT IS $24,500
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
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why get out of bed when everyone around me is absolutely fucking retarded
That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
MY ROOMMATE STOLE ONE OF MY TAMPONS IM GOING TO KILL SOMEONE
my mom called me to talk to me about the episode of Say Yes To the Dress with the Dugger family on it (from like 27 kids and counting)
“SOPHIE ITS SO GROSS YOU HAVE TO CALL ME THE SECOND YOU WATCH IT OH MY GOD”
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but seriously, like if you don’t like bob ross i doubt you have a soul
do you know how excited i am to see fun. next week
i might just vomit glitteR on evverything you love
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I'm so vaAaaAaAiIinNNnN
I don’t know how many mibba people still follow me on here, but if i post something stupid i’ve been writing, would any of you read it, or… i hate posting shit no one comments on
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cat: yol9
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Anonymous asked: <p>Once upon a time, I had a Sim. This SIm got knocked up and then gave birth to twins. I named them Carter and Jesse. Jesse was misbehaving, and taking care of twins was just way too much work, so I built a doorless room around Jesse. Eventually child services came and took BOTH twins away. So I called the adoption people and asked for a child-aged child. So the adoption lady came and...
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okay so research is like my FAVORITE THING EVER like it’s so much fun and just like, it’s me in the lab doing it by myself and it just reaffirms that i chose the right major which makes me super happy
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Watchpupfresh:
GO LIVE: fun. - “We Are Young” (On Conan)
MY BABIES HKJSBDJJSH
Nate’s face at the end omgfjkhn i wanted to cry im so happy for them
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my lab report is so fucking beautiful and official looking jesus christ
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so-treu:
“On a somewhat serious note today because of a conversation the other day: I am sure every girl can recall, at least once as a child, coming home and telling their parents, uncle, aunt or grandparent about a boy who had pulled her hair, hit her, teased her, pushed her or committed some other playground crime. I will bet money that most of those, if not all, will tell you that they were...
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Me: Dude, I'm so tired, please can I sleep
Insomnia: No
Me: Please? I have class in the morning and so much work to get done tomorrow
Insomnia: No
Me:
Insomnia:
Me:
Insomnia:
Me: Ple-
Insomnia: No
Laptop Battery: LOL DYING
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actually crying right now anyway so
HAHAHAHHA life without melatonin is so great why do i even take it i love the whole NOT SLEEPING THING ITS AWESOME
“No one could blame American women here if they all suddenly decided to leave the...”
– John Oliver on American contraception debates, The Bugle 183 (via sixpencesoulcake)
yourmistake:
mercuryii:
laughinghieroglyphic:
A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life...
