Let's Rap About Kitten Issues: Archive

I'm DONE.

KINGS OF LEON?! SERIOUSLY? SERIOUSLY. NO.

Feb 1st

“It’s a Christmas album. So obviously I have to thank Jesus...”

– Steven Colbert, Grammy Speech

Feb 1st

ALSO MILEY CYRUS: DRESSED LIKE A BABY PROSTITUTE....

Remind me how the fuck she’s famous again? FERGIE IS WEARING A VISOR. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. NO. SERIOUSLY. STOP IT. Grammys are bad for my health

Feb 1st

OF COURSE SSP OR MGMT WOULDN'T WIN BEST NEW ARTIST...

HI WE ARE THE GRAMMIES AND WE ARE TOTAL ASSHOLES.

Feb 1st

Watching the Grammies on mute unless Lady Gaga...

I love Lady Gaga. But seriously, I HATE the Grammies. What the fuck is going on with this awards show?

Feb 1st

If you believe in Raptor Jesus, reblog this and...

helveticunt: eatmypussy: bodyparts:benjamin9:iamglencoco:cooolstorybro:kaleyahcarabald0:bantugchelsea

Feb 1st

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Stacked Crooked All Along, but Now I'm On my Way

Do not, do not deny me Deny my right to feel Do not, do not deny me My Achilles heel Do not, do not deny my Attention to detail Do not, do not deny me The clicking of the heels

Jan 31st

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We Are the Challengers Of The Unknown

“Be safe” you say. “Whatever the mess you are, you’re mine, okay?” If that is the custom, I’m down. Until I see you around, until we clear the accounts, leave it there. Leave it to us, we are the challangers of the unknown.

Jan 31st

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I'm told the eventual downfall is just a bill from...

Its a day for the New Pornographers

Jan 31st

Jan 30th

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(904): i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care...

(via flickflickflicker)

Jan 30th

Please put this on your status if you know someone...

youwreckme: ventisette:alakazannah:1830s-horror:(via cicconeyouthh)

Jan 29th

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Gandhi: Abe!  I just polled everyone in the girls bathroom...you're ahead!
Abe: I knew the pol...wait, did you say I was winning?!
Gandhi: Straight up, man.  Numbers don't lie.
A Number 4 Come Running Across the Screen: I'm a number 5!!

Jan 29th

CLONE HIGH SPAM WARNING

textbooksmile: paranoiaisinbloom: For those of you who don’t know what Clone High is, it’s time to sit down and listen. Clone High was a show that had one season on MTV and then got taken off because it was “too offensive” (only because India banned it after the show said Gandhi had ADD) Anyway, it’s an animated show that makes fun of cheesy soap opera teen dramas. It’s about a high school...

Jan 29th

Good Cross Country Meet

Shadowy Figure: Look, we've all done things we're not proud of after a good cross country meet, but that riot was unacceptable!

Scudworth: Unacceptable?! Did you SEE the pool? They flipped the bitch!!

Jan 29th

CLONE HIGH SPAM WARNING

For those of you who don’t know what Clone High is, it’s time to sit down and listen. Clone High was a show that had one season on MTV and then got taken off because it was “too offensive” (only because India banned it after the show said Gandhi had ADD) Anyway, it’s an animated show that makes fun of cheesy soap opera teen dramas. It’s about a high school...

Jan 29th

Sorry for my tumblr absence

This has been the week from hell. Taking 4 labs was a bad decision you guys.

Jan 29th

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Jan 28th

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Jan 28th

Jan 27th

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Jan 26th

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Éowyn,

littlemisscynical: BACK UP, ARAGORN DOESN’T LIKE YOU. QUIT TRYING AND BTFU. FOR REAL. DID SHE NOT GET THAT THE FIRST 50 TIMES.

Jan 26th

Jan 25th

They stole my.....PRECIOUS!!!!!!!!

littlemisscynical: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! I love you.

Jan 25th

Ryan: A few years ago my family was on a safari in Africa, and my cousin Mufasa was trampled to death by a pack of wildebeests. We all took it really hard.  All of us, kind of in the audience, of what happened. 
Michael: Would you like to talk about it some more? 
Ryan: Oh it would probably take me about an hour and a half to tell that whole story.

Jan 25th

Classes For Spring Semester

My school is dumb and only lets you take 4 classes a semester: Fundementals of Archaeology Theory and Lab Modern Chemical Analysis and Lab Chemistry: Thermodynamics and Kinetics with Lab Calculus II with Lab That’s right, 4 labs baby. Goodbye social life

Jan 25th

Classes Start Tomorrow

Oh God, help me. Taking Calc for the first time in 2 years. Better remember all this shit.

Jan 25th

Jan 24th

Songs That If A Boy Sang To Me Well Enough, I...

Wonderwall by Oasis Your Song by Elton John Green Eyes by Coldplay Red Right Ankle by The Decemberists Eight Days A Week by The Beatles If Your Into It by Flight of The Conchords Winning Days by The Vines What Else?

Jan 24th

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TEAM CONAN FOREVER

textbooksmile: kissthestarswithme: paranoiaisinbloom: I know Conan said no cynacism, but, Jay Leno, you bitch, I hope your show fails miserably. You should have stood up for what is right. What exactly happened? I never heard the whole story about everything. Oh and thanks for telling me to get hydrogen peroxide! My canker sore is slowing going away. :) Seth described it best: This...

Jan 23rd

textbooksmile: uprightcitizens: acousticschwagg:caitygee:kelmitchell:e-money: scaeriel: spiffyjello: autumnwake: eversoloving: hayleyjaydee: sparklebubbleover: “if you’ve read more then 6 you’re good according to the bbc.” 1 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen 2 The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien 3 Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte 4 Harry Potter series - JK Rowling 5 To Kill a Mockingbird -...

Jan 23rd

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