March 2012
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February 2012
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THE MOST AWKWARD THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO...
I had to go in and meet with my Statistics Professor before our midterm, so I went this morning to his office. And okay, he’s this kind of gross older guy, who has no interest in being in class and he’s always like “I just got back from South America last night so…” blah blah blah. Anyway, he kept getting phone calls from people and was talking to them in spanish...
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WHERE DOING IT BRO
WHERE MAKIN IT HAPPEN
PEOPLE SHOULD GET ON AIM
OR TINY CHAT
LIFEWITHOUTMELATONIN ‘12
yourmistake:
if you just search my “yams” tag you’ll find everything you’ll ever need to believe in love
true story :-!
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richwhitelesbian:
I hope rick santorum is slicing onions and then he starts crying a bit and then accidentally nicks his thumb since his vision is cloudy and a bit of onion juice gets in the cut and it stings really bad but there isn’t anything he can do but run it under some cold water
richwhitelesbian:
i hope rick santorums phone bill is twice what it usually is due to a mistake the phone company made and his bank account goes into overdraft and he has to spend 8 hours on the phone with Customer Service to fix his phone bill but they keep telling him that there isn’t anything they can do except credit him on his next months bill but he needed that money to get tickets to Van...
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Ghost Hotel Download →
Please, please, please, take some time and listen to my brothers music. I know as family, my opinion may be biased, but it is truly amazing. Just take a listen, and if you like it, donate some money to get some of the perks they are offering, or even just reblog this to share with others who may not follow me.
Making music is Sam’s dream, and I would love to be able to support him in any...
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I’M THE CHAMPION BECAUSE I GOT AN A- ON MY LAB REPORT ROUGH DRAFT
EVERYONE ELSE I KNOW GOT A B OR LOWER
AND SHES THE HARDEST GRADER IN THE WHOLE DEPARTMENT
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Pigeon Boyfriend Game →
JAPAN. WHY.
I want to kiss Amazon Customer Service on the mouth
oh my god can someone block you on facebook because I TRIED TO LOOK HIM UP AND HE’S GONE fjvjdfvjfdb
jgbjngjrtgnrj HE ALREADY HATED ME BECAUSE HE TRICKED ME INTO GOING ON A DATE AND IT DIDN’T END WELL
HE DELETED ME AS A FRIEND OHMYOGFODJGHJKF
SUCCESS
OH MAN I AM RILED UP SOME ASSHOLE I USED TO WORK WITH JUST POSTED THE MOST IGNORANT ANTI-HOMOSEXUAL THING IVE EVER READ AS HIS STATUS FUCKING BRING IT ON I TOLD HIM “this is the most ignorant, stupid and hateful thing I’ve ever read”
BRING IT ON YOU HOMOPHOBIC REDNECK BASTARD
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How did Harry Potter not even get nominated for best editing when leaving everything out was the only thing they actually put some effort into
#Sorry about your kid Lupin #Wait what kid
OH MY GOD BEST POST
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yourmistake replied to your photo: My cat is cuter than yours
motion to share more biscuit
biscuit had a plate of filet mignon
no im not making this up
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just realized im not watching the oscars because im still too angry over the fact that the social network didn’t win best picture
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If Melissa wins, I will be a nonstop crying...
also this ^^^
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
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paint your own nebula →
THIS GIRL ON SAY YES TO THE DRESS WANTS A DRESS THAT IS $24,500
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
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why get out of bed when everyone around me is absolutely fucking retarded
That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.