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gayerthanjew: i feel my american-bred sense of entitlement the most when i get annoyed that the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:33:39 -0400

i feel my american-bred sense of entitlement the most when i get annoyed that the ‘united states’ is sorted in alphabetical order on a drop down menu and not just listed at the top

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Wed, 22 May 2013 23:44:51 -0400

"Here’s what our parents never taught us: You will stay up on your rooftop until sunlight peels away..."

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:07:58 -0400

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Here’s what our parents never taught us:

You will stay up on your rooftop until sunlight peels away the husk of the moon,
chainsmoking cigarettes and reading Baudelaire, and
you will learn that you only ever want to fall in love with someone
who will stay up to watch the sun rise with you.

You will fall in love with train rides, and sooner or later you will
realize that nowhere seems like home anymore.

A woman will kiss you and you’ll think her lips are two petals
rubbing against your mouth.

You will not tell anyone that you liked it.
It’s okay.
It is beautiful to love humans in a world where love is a metaphor for lust.

You can leave if you want, with only your skin as a carry-on.

All you need is a twenty in your pocket and a bus ticket.
All you need is someone on the other end of the map, thinking about the supple
curves of your body, to guide you to a home that stretches out for miles
and miles on end.

You will lie to everyone you love.
They will love you anyways.

One day you’ll wake up and realize that you are too big for your own skin.

Molt.
Don’t be afraid.

Your body is a house where the shutters blow in and out against the windowpane.
You are a hurricane-prone area.
The glass breaks often.
It’s okay. I promise that the breeze here is wonderful.

”

- Shinji Moon; “Here’s What Our Parents Never Taught Us” (via hattiewatson)

girl-non-grata: Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told...

Wed, 22 May 2013 07:44:54 -0400

girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 07:42:18 -0400

champagnepvpi: New Slaves Animated cover Art

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:28:48 -0400

champagnepvpi:

New Slaves Animated cover Art

i’ve worked like 500 hours since friday but i have this friday off and my friend from work and...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:55:21 -0400

i’ve worked like 500 hours since friday but i have this friday off and my friend from work and i are going downtown and im really excited and also today i bought a dress from work that was originally $60 and i got it for $9

and also i get to sleep in tomorrow so yeah

1500hp: if you dont message me first were never going to talk i am seven years old

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:52:34 -0400

1500hp:

if you dont message me first were never going to talk i am seven years old

who needs a boyfriend when i have vampire weekends new album tho

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:43:35 -0400

who needs a boyfriend when i have vampire weekends new album tho

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Tue, 21 May 2013 22:42:00 -0400

twitterthecomic: *bear in scrubs walks into waiting...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:39:14 -0400

twitterthecomic:

*bear in scrubs walks into waiting room*”Sorry to be the bear-er of bad news but I’m a bear and your son died cause bears can’t do surgery”

— Joe (@lazy_joe_)

May 12, 2013

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Tue, 21 May 2013 22:30:14 -0400

aseaofquotes: David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:00:41 -0400

aseaofquotes:

David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day

You know… she solved you. The mascot.

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:45:58 -0400

You know… she solved you. The mascot.

tacomaster420: Those are gonna bake and they’re all gonna...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:45:44 -0400

tacomaster420:

Those are gonna bake and they’re all gonna FUCking smoosh together you fuckin amateur

bailey i love you

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Mon, 20 May 2013 19:43:11 -0400

"As different as we all are, there’s one thing most young women have in common: We’re all brought up..."

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:17:03 -0400

““As different as we all are, there’s one thing most young women have in common: We’re all brought up to feel like there’s something wrong with us. We’re too fat. We’re dumb. We’re too smart. We’re not ladylike enough - ‘stop cursing, chewing with your mouth open, speaking your mind’. We’re too slutty. We’re not slutty enough.
Fuck that.
You’re not too fat. You’re not too loud. You’re not too smart. You’re not unladylike. There is nothing wrong with you.””

- Jessica Valenti; Full Frontal Feminism (via retardgrl)

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Sun, 19 May 2013 22:44:26 -0400

i’ve literally missed reggie all day

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:53:51 -0400

i’ve literally missed reggie all day

found my future husband

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:39:47 -0400

found my future husband